Anybody Hungry?

I don't have any funny stories about my summer in biglaw so far unless you count the drunk associate who kept drinking at a firm event until he was sauced enough to berate a partner for his choice of tie in front of all the summer associates. Talk about awkward. Other than that I don't have much to report. I have eaten just about everywhere and am quickly turning into a roly poly. I am currently searching for the right fad diet to lose my extra summer pudge. Suggestions are welcome. I am currently eyeing the eat less move more strategy. Doesn't sound fun, does it?