Tuesday, June 17, 2008

So Long Hippies!

As a die hard Cal bears fan I have been monitoring the tree squatters situation for a long time. It looks like a final decision will be made tomorrow. Today, instead of catching up on Barbri assignments that I have gotten behind on, I did some hippie watching. It was much more fun that doing the crim MBE questions that are waiting for me. As I was watching the cops try to cut zip lines and the hippies wailing, a random high school kid walked by and asked what was going on. When someone explained the struggle of the tree squatters, he asked the funniest question I ever heard: are they paying rent? Ha! I wish.

I am tempted to pack my lunch and spend the afternoon watching the police finally evict the tree squatters once and for all. The suspense of what the judge will decide tomorrow is killing me. No matter what, tomorrow is moving day.

Monday, June 16, 2008

La Mitotera, the Grouch

Aside from going through every emotion daily (hope, despair, anger, fear) I have also noticed that my feelings are so close to the surface lately. I can watch a stupid TV show and burst into tears. Or someone can take too long picking their ice cream, thus blocking my ability to grab a pint, and I get super pissed off. (Word to the wise, don't get between me and ice cream.) I go from being super confident that I will pass the bar, to fearing I might fail. I just wonder if all this is normal. I don't remember being this crazy during 1L. Then again, you can't really fail during your 1L year at Boalt. Oh how I miss the good old days. I didn't know how good I had it.

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Girlfight in Barbri

The morning and the evening classes at Boalt seem markedly different. Maybe it is the type of people that go to the morning classes, the greater number of people, or maybe it the the less comfortable room, but it seems like there are more quirky and anxious people in morning Barbri. I get there every morning no later than 8:30 to find a seat. Unfortunately the class meets in Booth Auditorium and thus has a limited amount of seats with ample table space. Late comers have to squeeze into the side seats with tables approximately the size of a legal pad. Given that reality, I understand how some people get tense when they can't get a good seat.

It therefore came as no surprise that we finally had a fight over seats in class. Every morning the people like me who come early, pick a seat and sometimes drape a coat over a chair to save a seat or two for our chronically late friends. Some poor soul did the same thing and got more drama than was deserved.

Just like many of us, a girl saved a seat to her left and to her right in one of the front rows. (If she was saving a whole row, I might see things differently.) Another girl (anxious girl) came in and was upset about the saved seat because it was the seat she customarily sat in. The girl stood her ground and anxious girl took a seat in the front row. As the barbri video started anxious girl started to twitch and decided that she wanted her old seat. After all, the seat was still vacant and the video had begun. Nevermind that the person who was going to sit in the seat was just arriving or that anxious girl had a new and comparable seat, she wanted to sit in her old seat. (As an aside, this is not the first time anxious girl took a "saved" spot. The difference this time was that someone put up a fight)

After anxious girl pushed aside the stuff saving the seat she tried to sit in the seat. What ensued was actually kind of comical. Both girls tried to push each other out of the seat and at some point one of them was sitting on top of the other. Some of the people in the class freaked out that they were not able to pay attention during the cat fight and asked for the video to be stopped. The whole thing was ridiculous.

While I generally don't begrudge people the quirks that help them survive bar hell, there is something to be said for realizing when you you are getting out of hand. If someone take your favorite seat, get over it, sit in another seat. I know it sucks, but it just means you either need to come to class earlier or go to the evening class where there is absolutely no jockeying for seats. Don't force someone to give up the spot they may have saved for their friend (who could be in the bathroom or running late for some good reason) just because you didn't get to class earlier. This is especially true if there are many other good seats to chose from. I think I would have been more sympathetic to anxious girl if she didn't already secure a perfectly suitable replacement seat. I know for a fact I would have put up a fight the same way non-anxious girl did.

Thursday, June 05, 2008

Somebody Stop Him, Really

Today I was subjected to Professor Chemerinsky and it was brutal. I don't care if he can recite his whole outline from memory without looking at notes. I don't care if he is one of the brightest constitutional scholars of our time. Can't they just get someone who is funny and interesting? The problem with having the funny Torts guy, is that now no one will seem good in comparison. I would settle at least for a good looking guy to read me the same notes on Constitutional Law. Actors memorize lines all the time. How about Benjamin Bratt to read me Corporations? Or better yet, I am sure George Lopez could come up with some good criminal law jokes. How about him? And just to show I am not selfish, why not have Eva Longoria read something for the guys?